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hey-quim:
THANK YOU TUMBLR @_@
lilith-moore:
Tom in Victoria Cross Heroes (TV series documentary) as Capt ‘Jack’ Randle (2006)
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Teacher:
Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
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Me:
LOKI?
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Teacher:
Pardon?
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Me:
The God of Mischief.
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Teacher:
...okay. So, where's your homework?
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Me:
I don't have it.
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Teacher:
What?
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Me:
I sent it off, I know not where.
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Teacher:
Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
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Me:
Is it madness? IS IT?
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Teacher:
Hey, watch your tone-
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Me:
WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
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Teacher:
Okay, I think you need to-
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Me:
How's your coffee?
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Teacher:
What?
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Me:
You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
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Teacher:
I don't-
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Me:
There's no gas in the tank.
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Teacher:
What-
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Me:
I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
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Teacher:
Okay, I think it's time for-
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Me:
LOKI'D.
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Teacher:
Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
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Me:
NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
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Teacher:
Preferably several someones?
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Me:
I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
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Teacher:
Restrain her.
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Me:
*being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
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Teacher:
What even.
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Friend:
You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
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me:
OMG LOOK THERE'S LOKI .. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT HIM .. LOOK AT HIM HE'S GORGEOUS .. BABY SO PERFECT
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friend:
... you know he turns .. evil, right?
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